Fresh from a turkey coma, I awoke today to hear the sad news that Mr. Miyagi, Pat Morita, passed away in Las Vegas yesterday at age 73. Let's all take a moment to pay tribute to da Wax On, Wax Off Masta!
Did they say where in Vegas? Was it hotel room? was he found with strippers beside him and needles sticking out of his arms? `Cause if so...thats a pretty rock n' roll way to go... So I would be okay with that. Now on the other hand if he was found sitting in a chair watching the rules of Stud Poker on the in house TV system...that would be a shame.
As a certified law enforcer,, I must continue to ask questions and not be immediately satisfied with the most obvious answers that are right in front of my face, like had a heart attack while opening a jar of pasta sauce.. I have to believe there is something more to it.. I have enlisted the help of CSI Miami and we are currently rounding up every current and past member of the Cobra kai for questioning...
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Did they say where in Vegas? Was it hotel room? was he found with strippers beside him and needles sticking out of his arms? `Cause if so...thats a pretty rock n' roll way to go... So I would be okay with that. Now on the other hand if he was found sitting in a chair watching the rules of Stud Poker on the in house TV system...that would be a shame.
GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYY! i'm actyually going to tear up now
Lets just hope that he's walking up to St. Peter drunk, live in the Karate Kid
he's up in heaven somewhere teaching somebody the crane kick and laughing his ass off at them.
As a certified law enforcer,, I must continue to ask questions and not be immediately satisfied with the most obvious answers that are right in front of my face, like had a heart attack while opening a jar of pasta sauce.. I have to believe there is something more to it.. I have enlisted the help of CSI Miami and we are currently rounding up every current and past member of the Cobra kai for questioning...
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