Groan-Inducing News: This Just In!

Thanks to Lady L for the heads up.
Go to this news breaking article here.
The world is coming to an end.
Yes folks, it looks like another classic is hitting the remake train.
Dolemite is being remade and looks to begin shooting this fall.
The article states they have been "looking for stars of comedy and hip-hop" for casting of the lead.
I SWEAR if they get that fuckin' Cedric the Entertainer's unfunny ass or Steve Harvey or one o' those lame-ass comedians like that, I will SCREAM. They have been in talks with Snoop Dogg as well.
I read up on this after L gave me the link to the article and found out Dimension films bought the rights to remake it back in 2001 and LL Cool J was attached to star as not a pimp, but more of an entrepreneur (to be more PC for the times). GAG!
Guess it went into development hell and is now back from the guy that brought us the big screen crap remake of Car 54! Where Are You?. Who the hell watched that?? Rosie O' D was probably the only one.
Oh Lady Reed, who is in heaven right now, please shine your light down and halt production on this shitty remake.
May your role of Queen Bee NOT be filled by someone like Mon-ique or one o' those unfunny ho's.
God help us all.
UPDATE: Go here to see more updates on this horrendous idea! WAYNE BRADY?!??! YIKES!
At leassss he's not playing the LEGEND himself, Dolemite. Maybe the Revrennd?