Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Baby Hold On...

Ahoy Mateys!
It is I Big T Sparrow back from another voyage!
'Twas a great venture. Lots o' food. Lot's o' entertainment.
Ben Vereen performed.
(No Regis tho, thank the heavens above).
Arrr, I come home to find me computer on the fritz.
Which one o' you landlubber MOTHAFUCKAS screwed with my computer while I was gone?
I don't mind that you ate the cookies but DAYUM!
Also, who let Capt. Big Wang (aka Joe Spud) post on my Blog without me knowing?
I am sittin' here in the library reading the posts and saw his and just would like to say....don't make me go there about the flattened teddy bear Mr. Wang!
Hope all of you are doing well.....
When the computer is back up and running, expect pictures!
A BIG THANKS to Steph for the lovely package she sent me! I will be posting pics of it soon! That was very sweet!
A shout out to my pals Bri and Mel (LOVE the new BLOGS babies! And thanks for the recent phone talks! I really needed them! You both mean a lot to me!)
Joe-did you leave a message on my phone last night? It was a loud moaning that sounded kinda psycho-sexual and had your area code-figured it'd be you...
Laura L-good talking to you last night girl! Hope to see you soon!
Congrats to Jessie in ATL for getting a new job and sticking it to the old employers....."Take This Job and Shove It!"
Miss Norwood-I hope to be in touch with you soon! Sounds like it's gonna be one HELLUVA get-together in Savannah in April!
Fanny-sorry I missed you recently during my O-Town visit. Had a dream with you in it that we actually met! Maybe that will happen soon!
And finally, to my little maggot of a sister Rachel, thanks for the voicemail today about no updates to the blog. Give yo brotha a break. I mean, he's comin' to you live from a South Carolina lib'ary. That says it all. Oh. And get off the shitty dial up internet so I can call you back!
Peace out people! I will try and update this thing again soon!

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was the Gremlins, they messed with the computer... I think Steph paid them to do it though.

12:14 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

i think you might need a restraining order against the BIG WANG!

12:51 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

Jen-
I know. Every where I go, I am followed by big wangs!
Actually, I spoke to Mr. Big Wang last night via phone and he told me to tell all of his fans out there he will be posting again real soon.
He doesn't feel he has offended enough people yet!
Gotta love that big' ol lug!

1:53 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

i know i know. who doesnt love a big wang

10:12 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

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11:27 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

A Poem:

Ode to Cap'n Big Wang
by Brian
Big Wang
(speaks his mind)
Big Wang
(comments often)
Big Wang
(needs a blog)
Big Wang
(get started)


Thank you. I did a lot of soul searching to channel the raw emotional power to create this new work.

Big Wang, you are my hero. You are a true star in the sky that is the internet.

11:27 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

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11:28 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

come on back, eddie money. we miss you

8:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and just like ronnie said, be my little baby!!

but please don't put baby in the corner, that's my job!

4:15 PM  

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