Saturday, June 11, 2005

Pomp....and Circumstance



...(pumpitup,pumpitup,pumpitup)...
Suuunshiiiine and Rain.....
(listen to da Rob Base...)
Sorry, musical interlude. (To the strains of "Joy and Pain")-------------------
My little maggoty sis Rachel, graduated high school yesterday.
I feel so damn old......ancient, if you will.
I am glad she made it through her high school years and on her way to bigger and better things.
Time really did fly and I am very proud of her.
She remained just as filthy as she did when she was just a wee little maggot all through her high school years and kept in touch with her dirty roots. A true Falligant to the end.
Seriously, after all the crap she's been through and all the family turmoil, she made it. She even got a scholarship. SO proud of her!
Congrats Ray! You did it!
Whew!
(You're still a big, steamy #7 from Wendy's).

25 Comments:

Blogger Mel said...

That picture is C-H-O-I-C-E.

6:20 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hahah yesss. ghost world never disappoints. i hope there was a dance afterwards with a cheesy band playing "where is the looooooove"

6:38 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

Was there a rap performace at the ceremony and when will you post pictures of Ms. Maggot walking across da stage?

10:23 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hahah yes the graduation rap. i hppe it was miss maggotus herself performing that one

10:57 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

oh i'm so retarded i looked at that pic and was all which one's rachel? i bet it's the girl in glasses and then i'm all wait a sec the other girl looks like scarlett johanso.... fuck it's a pic from ghost world!

i have GOT to rent that movie again. the end! congrats to your sis on her filthy day of reckoning!

11:06 AM  
Blogger Brian said...

So I went to this page on Wendy's website. Can you please fill us in as to why Rachel is a Homestyle Chicken Fillet Combo? Inquiring minds want to know.

5:43 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

i'm with brian

7:38 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

First of all Bri: Please tell me you did NOT actually go to the Wendy's website. Oh dear God.
Secondly, to answer you and Jen's question: it's an inside joke between Ray and me wherein we both smell like a greasy bag of fried chicken sandwich and fries if we haven't showered in a while or I let rip one of my famous inhumanly-smelling farts.
Dave Thomas is SO proud!

11:17 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

oh. well that sums it up in a neat little package. I'm personally, a #2, that would be a double stack to you and me. And Travis you know why.

10:48 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

Joe, it has to do with a homeless man in search of a double stack, two young sexy college aged men, a magical winters night and a shity night in the cafeteria and O'house. But it's a story for another time and place. Maybe by then it will be a little more interesting, because it will involve robots and hookers.

8:49 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!!!!

11:01 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

Steph: FAVORITE. QUOTE. EVER.

11:41 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hahahah oh shit the DOUBLE STACK! only 99 cents BITCH!

1:08 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

ELECTROGUANEREA: THE NOISEY KILLER!!!!!

9:45 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

OHMYGOD everyone!
Who has been to Fanny's blog lately?!?!?
AM I THE LAST TO SEE?!?!
THAT SHIT IS OFFFFFF THE HOOOOK YO!
I LOVES IT!
GO TO IT NOW FROM MY LINKS!

10:44 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

dude i totally hate my own website now that i saw what jenn did to fanny's blog. it's just the coolest shit on the internet.

3:56 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

JEN!
YOU DID AN AWESOME FREAKIN' JOB ON JO'S BLOG GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:47 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

thanks bitches! it's still messed up. but i will get it by golly

1:37 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

Does that mean she'll actually post something for christsakes.

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought the page was awesome.

2:20 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

Joe-
Are you trying to be wacky and post as FLOOBEE?
I SWEAR to God I didn't know that how I posted on your site would be a damn porn link.......I just thought it was funny!

5:04 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

That is FUCKING GROSS Wegat!!!!!! Don't ever and I mean EVER post something like that again. I;m gonna have nightmares, and if I ever have children, they are going to hae nightmares just because I saw that SHIT.

11:56 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

HAHAHHAAH i'm not touching that with a ten foot pole

3:17 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

oh and fanny just moved into a new apartment and is out of internet access for the moment. she has occasional occurencces but she will come back.

3:17 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

is fanny in savanny yet?

3:47 PM  

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