Friday, July 01, 2005

He's a Yanky Doodle Dandy.....

Happy 4th of July Weekend to everyone!
Hope it all goes off with a bang and you all party it up like all get out.
Laura will be coming up to visit tonight and stay through Monday.
We don't have a DAMN thing planned but I for one can't wait for her to visit. I need friend-contact BAD (and don't let your minds go to the gutter).
It'll be great to have her here.
Again, I am plugging D and my "Halloween Spooktacular" this year at our place, 2005-edition style bitches.
We want everyone that can come up to stay, to consider it. It'll be one HELLUVA good time!
It might even be a Killlller Paaaaaahty!
Expect more posting on here as things get worked out.
If you all haven't read the newest edition of The Big City News, do it here. (Doo it. Doo it.)
Whatta photo. Whatta story.
Whatta hilarious damn good time!
Peace out to all you filthy posters and remember what the good ol' Captain (above) says:
"Have a Great 4th of July, for the love of Jane Russell's big fat horse's ass on toast!"

19 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

i spent all day at work doing another rakeman creation. it's what gets me thru the day

11:46 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i was doing my preteen fanclub wallpaper, and one of the chicks at work walks by and asks what the fuck i'm doing. so i sent her the links to the original rakeman story, and the new website, and she says we're all nuts. i love it!

11:20 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hellllllz yeahs!

and this just in: i just saw war of the worlds

5:25 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

Yo Swirlo-
We just sawz it too.
Not bad...nothing great, but...not bad.
What's up with the video camera working for the guy right after it shows NOTHING electronic working, no cars, no NOTHING!
Still pretty sweet though.
Guess aliens don't mind cameras.
They let that one slide.

5:59 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

DUDE i thought the SAME THING! i think SONY brand is exempt from electromagnetic shit! i thought it was amazing how tom and family were able to escape all the lazers!!!! and have a pathway on the highway all cleared out for them. HOW NICE!

9:43 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

No doubt!
They let his ass live cuz he was a Scientologist!
Those aliens were down wit' Tom man.
They were like, "We'll blow up everything around your house BUT your house!"

11:42 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i swear, the more i hear about tom/scientology/war of the worlds/xenu/katie holmes/jim davis/u2, the more filled with rage i get. soon i will burst into flames and wreak havoc, annihilating everything within a 50 mile radius.

1:54 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hahahh steph.. you mean jim davis the creator of GARFIELD??? hheahha. you know trav... i think it was tom that brought the alieens to earth in the first place and they were cleaning the place of non scientologists so he could rule wthe land with his rubber fist

9:57 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hahaha oh and trav who is in this picture on this post???!!!

9:58 AM  
Blogger Trav said...

Jenn-
It's from that Rob Zombie movie House of 1000 Corpses. Not very good except for the scenes involving Captain Spaulding (who's in the picture). He's played by Sid Haig who was in Jackie Brown, Kill Bill vol. 2, was in some old blaxploitation films and is in the upcoming sequel to House, Devil's Rejects. I met him and he's one crazy doood.

10:35 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

HAHAHHA! that's a real person!!!?? man that cracks me up. he looks all rubbery. everytime i come back it just cracks me up. yankee doodle dandy indeed!

10:59 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

http://www.picapic.net/media/TCM9C2S84Q8GV4

more hilarious tom cruise shit! takes a while to load but WORTH the wait!

11:16 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

stop saying tom cruise!!

3:10 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

TOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUISE!!!!!!!

3:48 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

KABOOM!!!

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DID ANYBODY SURVIVE THE EXPLOSION?

4:48 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

i'm like a roach. i always survive!

7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

me too, baby, me too!

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good to hear!

4:53 PM  

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