A Promise To Keep I Have

So, I haven't been updating this here blog with new posts on a regular basis.
I am going to make amends to change this.
Starting tomorrow, and from every Friday now on, there will be a new feature here at Trav's Total Experience.
It's gonna be called Jive Term of Da Day.
We here at the blog want you, the reader, to become more educated and well-read.
If you are a fan of this site, you obviously don't know proper English or read any books of any kind.
You are also pretty pampered in your own Suburban world.
We want to break you free of the limits of poor education. Shatter the fear of "urbanization".
We are ALL God's chillrenz.
Yes fellow readers, we are going to get you HOOKED UP with some words that you can use on a daily basis.
Impress your friends. Stump your coworkers. Fit in with the "urban" demographic at your local market or traffic light.
You will be DOWN with it.
Are you hip?
Can you dig it?
Well get down ON it.
Tomorrow at Trav's Total Experience.