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Happy Friday the 13th!!!

How fitting that today is "My Buuurthdaaay!", as Rachel would tell me. (She says I sound like Oprah when I say that). I know it's bullshit though cuz I don't have no jumpsuits or facials to give away to people.

Rachel's taking me to see the first Friday the 13th movie tonight for a midnight screening in downtown Roanoke at the Grandin Theater. Should be a helluva lotta fun.

Speaking of fun, I have been witnessing television's biggest turd, Regis, and his annoying sidekick Kelly in Whorelando, FL at Disney World.
I am so sorry Stacy. I am sure you have caught a glimpse of all the people giggling at their lame jokes. You may have even spotted the Gelman while you were there.
They suck. They've had such high wattage celebs on there like Aaron Carter, those annoying married a-holes from Survivor, one of the Orlando Magic team people, and, yes, Ducky himself, John Cryer. My thoughts and prayers go out to you Stac, in your time of need.
Steph, when is Oprah gonna be at Disneyland? Lemme know....gotta check out Dale.....lol!

You all have a TGIF and I will talk to you all soooon!
Coming home this Sunday....

Boooooty Call

Ya'll thought I'd gone away, huh? Well check this gooood shit.

Since it's been a while since the Savannah Fun Trip had by us all, I thought I'd just post one pic that everyone could grasp onto. A memory if you will.

Behold above, the picture of the booty captured on our Skavannah Trip by *unknown* sources.

Notice the drawing of another said piece of "lifted" material substituted for the real thing by our pal Laura.

He/She that holds the key, let's meet up at the Casey House one moonlit evening and tickle the ivories on the ol' piano. Shall we?

ALright beetches, listen up:

Heading out of town this morning. Duane is going to Texas for a conference and to see his friend Corine.

I am going to VA to see family and to get the HELL outta SC again! Whooooweeeeeeee!

Hope you all are well....I am gonna try and get the computer at mom's to upload pics and shit....so I SHOULD be able to do it from there.

Also, keep a lookout on my sis' blog, she wants everyone to know that her ass will be posting pics soon too!

You all have a good weekend and I will chat with ya in about a week!