Happy 30th, Bri!

Someone call Oprah!
It's my bess bud Bri's 30th BIRRRRTHHHDAYYYYYY today!
Happy Birthday, sir.
You have hit a milestone and are more wise for the wear.
(More importantly, you still have your hair.)
(Some of us should be so lucky.)
Have a great day and party hearty!
(I'll blow my nose for ya! I'm sure it'll be 30 times!)